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Tue Aug 26, 2008, 8:52 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Take A Chance On Me - ABBA
  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol. (hey, my parents knew, Mom was there!)
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.(HELL NO)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. :(
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.(lol fail)

18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.(he was just saying hi, ya sickos)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.(dude, it's called STORM TROOPERS. i love ComiCon.)
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.(wait, i'm not sure if this means normal darts and basketball or strip darts and basketball - i've played the kinds that weren't for stripping)
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.

45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.

50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (hardly counted...)
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.

59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.

67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.

79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.(yay)
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.(i worked and i was paid for it)

88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.(surprisingly)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.(surprisingly)

95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched/slapped someone in the face.
100.Been raped.

58%



i really ought to be more of a virgin than this says i am... ah well.

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lol *feels like a loser*

how do i make things bold?

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-I'm a cereal killer *threatens with spoon*
-HE'S SUPER CEREAL GUYS
-Hey, Manbearpig is a cereal issue, guys.
-What kind of cereal?
-Honey Bunches of Oats ftw
by doing this < b > BOLD < / b > without the spaces

BOLD

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WHO put a rhinoceros in this bus?!

"Ka-chink?" What the hell?!

"Gimme those, mammal!" - Vexus
stolen

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There are no zombies in Mexico, FOO!
thanks~

--
-I'm a cereal killer *threatens with spoon*
-HE'S SUPER CEREAL GUYS
-Hey, Manbearpig is a cereal issue, guys.
-What kind of cereal?
-Honey Bunches of Oats ftw
lol

--
WHO put a rhinoceros in this bus?!

"Ka-chink?" What the hell?!

"Gimme those, mammal!" - Vexus
no prob

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WHO put a rhinoceros in this bus?!

"Ka-chink?" What the hell?!

"Gimme those, mammal!" - Vexus
ll XD

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I liek stuff :D
:XD:

--
WHO put a rhinoceros in this bus?!

"Ka-chink?" What the hell?!

"Gimme those, mammal!" - Vexus

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